- daddy issues
- friend zoned
- jail bait
oh my GOD the tag
Laughing at this for about 10 minutes now.
beverly hills cupcake atm
this is amazing.
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
This is never not funny
there is a car called the wiener mobile right outside my car righ thits second
please look at htis i’m going to get a picture with it righ tnow
thsi is the best day of my life
this is the best day of my life
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
Seeing will.i.am’s name translated into another language as though it were Will, I Am and not just William is fucking hilarious.
THE SIGN OF THREE !
Presenting to you EMMY AWARD winners Benedict Cumberbatch , Martin Freeman and Steven Moffat !!
sounds beautiful,doesnt it!
*hearing BAFTA nominations now*
Congrats on the 7 emmy wins, Team Sherlock! :)))
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made